We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
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High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
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Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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