You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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