Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I just cut my nipple shaving
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize