Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Randomize
