He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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