Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
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Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
is that a dick in a sweater?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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