Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm having to shit out rocks
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