I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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