I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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