turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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