So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
This house was built for laser tag.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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