arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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