She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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