I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
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All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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