no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
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We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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