Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
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Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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