covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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