theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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