I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
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My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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