I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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