please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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