Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
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Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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