he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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