if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
id be glad to
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Is it because I queefed?
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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