Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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