she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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