Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
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Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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