I feel great
I just peed on a car
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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