Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I have feelings that need drinking.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
