i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Never underestimate the power of titties
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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