my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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