I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
