scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
how does that bad decision feel?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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