Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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