Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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