..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
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he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
you never un-have a 4some
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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