people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
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HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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