he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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