hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
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My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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