dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I'm bleeding and have questions
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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