Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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