So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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