Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
