I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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