We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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