Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?