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• (810): View more from Michigan

  You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish

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  Experience is the best teacher

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• (408): View more from California

  carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.

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  be there in 3 mins

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.

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  17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  $22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.

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  math is fun

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?

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  These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?

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  Things like this can't be explained over text man

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there

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