Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome

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(408): View more from California

I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass

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(740): View more from Ohio

I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?

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(302): View more from Delaware

dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit

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(309): View more from Illinois

And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.

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(703): View more from Virginia

There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?

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