omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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