I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
Fav 3 1048 607 share tweet
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Randomize