Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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