how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
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People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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