I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
It's rum buckets o'clock
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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