We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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