Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
