If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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