Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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