i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
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duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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